Ladies…you know I love you. I love so many things about you. That smell of your hair after a nice hot shower. That giggle you give when I make you laugh. Your amazing minds and bodies are such a turn on. Everything is always great…unless you are working with a loose vag. Honestly girls, if you are not keeping your vagina tight, you are not doing things right. If you want to keep a guy coming back to you, it is not about how good you look or treat him. It is not about how amazing you can cook him a meal. Hell, it isn’t even about how hot you are. When it comes down to the real nitty gritty of it all, a guy is just looking for one thing. He wants a tight, warm, and wet place to insert his manhood. Notice that underlined word in my previous sentence? That adjective ladies is key to keeping your man happy. If you are like the chicks I dump for having a loose vagina, fear not. The point of this post is to teach you how to tighten your vagina FAST!
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The Problem With a Loose Vag
If you are a chick dealing with a loose vagina, you might be thinking “What’s the big deal?” To a girl, it might not be something you think about all that much. You ladies need to take a couple of steps back though and see if from a guy’s perspective. That is why I write these articles girls…so you can see how us guys see things and hopefully learn how to keep things working well in your relationships. The biggest problem with having a not so tight vagina is that your man will not be as stimulated, or in some extreme cases stimulated at all during normal sex.
Ladies, I’m not going to lie to you. I have an above average penis when it comes to both length and girth. When I get down with most women, I have no problem staying hard until I am ready to bust my nut. I’m lucky that I am thicker than the average guy and tend to help stretch a girl out a bit when it comes down to the loving. I’m not going to claim though that I have never been with a girl who was too loose for me to have a good time. The thing with me and many other guys is that if you have a loose vagina, our erect and hard manhood is going to have a difficult time staying that way without that tight stimulation a vagina should give that penis as its thrusting. It should be hugged tight in between your vaginal walls. Guys do not just want to stick their dicks anywhere and thrust…it’s not going to do anything for us.
Put yourself in our shoes for a moment. You ladies like to go to spas and get massaged right? When you are getting a massage, do you want someone with strong hands that can really work your muscles and rub those knots out? Of course you do! You do not want someone with weak hands who is going to rub you like you rub your cats belly right? When it comes to enjoying your massage, you want someone who can really get in there and work you over until your good and relaxed. Your tight vagina is like the best masseuse you ladies can give a man’s penis when it comes down to having sex.
What Causes a Vagina to Loosen?
I’ve joked before that my big dick will stretch out a vagina and ruin it for all other men to come. I like to say those things since I am packing…but the reality of the matter is while any penis will stretch a vagina during intercourse, the vagina will return to normal shape and tightness afterwards. So you must be asking then “What causes a vagina to get loose?” The answer tends to come from mainly two things: Having children, and the aging process.
I mentioned earlier that after sex, a vagina will tend to return to its normal shape after a period of time. After childbirth though, your vagina is not going to recover the same way. That labor process of pushing a living thing out of your vagina hurts like hell for a reason. You are pushing out a little body that tends to be much thicker and longer than any penis you are going to find. Unless you are some kind of weirdo who is into bestiality, you are not going to find a penis on a guy anywhere near as big as that baby that came out of you. So childbirth did irreparable damage to your vagina. If you do not believe me, ask yourself why popping out future children does not tend to take as long when you go into labor? Those sequential children tend to just slide on out a hell of a lot easier than the first one did. I wish I was making this stuff up ladies, but having a loose vagina is common after childbirth.
The second most common cause for loosing that beloved tight vagina is the normal aging process. I’ve mentioned in my expiration date theory post that women do not age gracefully. In the most basic form of explaining that concept, ladies, you basically age like a carton of milk. When you are in your late teens and pretty much throughout your twenties the world is your oyster. You are at the most desirable age in your young life. This is not the time for you to tie yourself down to your high school or college sweetheart ladies. During this age you want to be out their getting all you can using what your working with. You need to be looking for that guy who can fulfill you financially, looks wise, and of course sexually. If you do not find this guy and continue to party it up into your thirties…beware of the expiration date.
Lets be honest for a moment gals, you know how things go. You stare at yourselves in the mirror for hours on end trying to fix small little imperfections. You put makeup on, not to look like a whore, but to make it look like you are not wearing any makeup at all. The women’s beauty product market is huge for a reason. They know that women care about their looks and as they age, they are going to need to do something to help hide that process. That aging process also happens in your vagina sadly. Your muscles in your body get weaker and “flabby”. If you are not constantly working out your muscles or using some sort of supplements to help, they will get weak.
The loose vagina due to age is generally caused because your vaginal muscles are no longer as strong and tight as they once were when you were young. So what happens now that you are either creeping up on the age of 32, or have surpassed it? Well, unfortunately, in the eyes of many men, you have hit your expiration date. Guys know that your vagina is no longer as good as it once was. We also tend to know at this age you are no longer looking to be that wild and crazy girl you likely once were. Many girls hitting or exceeding their expiration date stupidly tell guys they are looking to settle down and start a family. Here is a secret ladies…we don’t want to hear that shit. We want a girl who will still get wasted and blow us in a bathroom stall. We do not want some lame duck chick who does not want to do freaky things like that anymore because she wants to “settle down”. We especially do not want that if she is dealing with a loose vagina.
If you have hit your expiration date, and do not want to have to settle on lame guys who might meet only a couple of your check boxes on your marriage material list you need to really work on keeping that vagina tight. Sure your boobs might not be that perky, but if you can squeeze a guys junk really tight while his is inside of you, I have a feeling you’ll be able to hold on to him better than a chick who is not taking care of her loose vagina.
How to Tighten Your Vagina Fast
So your either getting older or popped out a kid or two and looking to do something about it right? This is the section for you then as it will cover different things you can do to tighten your vagina fast. I am going to break things down into three different areas in this sub topic. We will first discuss the quickest, yet most costly and dramatic method which is known as vaginoplasty. Next we will cover some basic exercises created by my namesake, called Kegel exercises. Lastly we will look at a product that has had some really great feedback from women who have gotten older and also had children, the double whammy of a loose vagina. If you are looking for a method on how to tighten your vag overnight, this is the section for you.
If you are curious about the easiest and likely quickest way to tighten your vag, you should look into a surgery called vaginoplasty. According to WebMD “vaginoplasty is a procedure that aims to tighten up a vagina”. If you are interested in this procedure, you need to first make an appointment with a cosmetic surgeon. I’m reminded of that awesome show Nip/Tuck and how they used to always start a consult with “Tell me what you don’t like about yourself.” Can you comfortably walk into a strangers medical office and really say “I think my vagina is too loose.” If you can, and have a ton of money for a cosmetic procedure to be done, then vaginoplasty might be right for you.
The average Vaginoplasty procedure costs between $8,000.00 and $10,000.00. The procedure usually takes between one to two hours, with a bit of a painful recovery window after the fact. You won’t be running around banging dudes hours after your vaginoplasty procedure. Vaginoplasty is a surgical operation, and just like any other surgery you have had or will have, their is always a period of recovery so that your body can heal. Their are also risks involved with any form of surgery, and vaginoplasty is no different. Complications from vaginoplasty may include nerve damage, scarring, bleeding, infections, and bowel damage. You might also experience sensation loss which would suck for you. Imaging having this awesomely tight vagina that men really love, but you no longer get into sex because you lost your feeling inside. After all of the potential risks, pain and cost, is vaginoplasty the best choice for you?
As we get older, we need to work harder to stay in shape and have energy. When we were kids, we could run around for hours on end like we were little energizer bunnies. We could eat practically anything and never really gain weight. Fast forward twenty years or so and our metabolisms catch up to us, we work sedimentary desk jobs and are too tired to actually go for a run or hit the gym. Our bodies begin to deteriorate slowly in front of our eyes. We do not see the changes as they happen so gradually. One day though you bump into an old friend who you haven’t seen in years and they mention how different you look, and then it hits you like a sack of potatoes. What happened to you? Where did those extra 40lbs come from, and what can I do about it?
The answer, just like with how to tighten your vagina fast is exercise. To fix a lot of things once we age, it all needs to start with a good fitness regimen. My CrossFit coach told me that fitness is not just something we do when we feel we need it. He told me fitness is for life! The same holds true for helping to strengthen and keep your vagina tight ladies. You might not have needed to worry about it while you were younger. After having a child or just getting older your vagina is going to lose that tightness. This does not have to be something you deal with forever though. Luckily, my namesake, and a great man, Dr. Arnold Kegel created something that benefits both men and women. Dr. Kegel created a method to strengthen the pelvic floor muscles in both men and women.
Kegel exercises help work the muscles which assist in tightening your vagina. The same Kegel exercises also help men with keeping those rock hard upward pointing erections that you ladies love. If you want to learn how to perform Kegel exercises, it is a really simple process that you can do anywhere without anyone even knowing you are working your vagina out. To get started, you need to locate the muscles that you use when you want to hold you urine in. You can practice by starting to take a leak and then using the muscles to squeeze and stop the urine from coming out. By performing that squeeze, you are using your pelvic floor muscles. Once you have identified how to squeeze those muscles, you just need to hold that squeeze for about three seconds, then relax for another three seconds. Repeat that process in sets of 15 repetitions for three sets each and everyday! As I mentioned earlier, you can do your Kegel exercises anywhere without anyone even knowing your doing them. Guys and girls have no excuse not to do your Kegel exercises. I do mine everyday and I love how rock hard I get. Do yourself and any guys in your life a favor and start with these Kegels today!
The final method to getting that tight vigina fast is a combination of exercises and an all natural supplement. I actually had to pry the product information away from this girl I was dating as it was her “secret weapon” when it came to keeping guys she said. You see I was with this girl for a lot longer than I should have been. She was a bit of a wack-job, but damn if she didn’t have the tightest and wettest vagina that made me cum so hard.
One day she was telling me how much she loved my big hard cock and I thought it was the perfect time to compliment her on her amazingly tight and wet vagina. She giggled a bit as if she was hiding something from me. I tried to inquire more, but she just laughed it off. Later that night I provided this girl with a bit of booze and got her talking again about her vagina. After a little while she told me about this amazing product she found online called V-Tight Gel.
She would not go into any details and she actually quickly stopped talking about it as I tried to find out more about it. Luckily we live in an age where answers are literally at our fingertips. I busted out my smartphone and started reading about this supposed miracle product. Low and behold, the reviews on this thing are amazing! Women are praising it as a supplement and exercise program that literally tightens their vigina overnight!
According to my research on the product, the main ingredient of V-Tight Gel is Manjakani extract. This is a powerful herb that has been used in southeast Asia for hundreds of years. It is both an anti-oxidant and anti-inflammatory agent which helps reduce vaginal aging while tightening the vagina at the same time. Applying the gel is as simple as washing your fingers, slathering the cream on your fingertips, and then massaging the cream inside your vagina. Along with the V-Tight Gel, you also get an exercise program to assist with the vag tightening process.
Using the V-Tight Gel program is like dieting and exercising. You are going to achieve your goal of tightening your vagina fast by coming at it from two angles instead of one. A side benefit of the V-Tight Gel is that is also assists with increased vaginal lubrication. The older ladies know that as you age, you do not always get wet or stay wet down their. This product pretty much rejuvenates your vagina and will have you thinking you have the vag of a 18 year old again.
I’ve been with a lot of girls over the years, but the one that I think about the most is the one who accidentally told me about this V-Tight Gel program. She definitely had me sprung off of her tight, warm, wet vagina to the point that even when I wanted to end things I kept coming back to her. Do not just take my word for it though ladies, check out the video below for a real testimonial from a V-Tight Gel user. All I can do is give you the male perspective of being with a woman who used the product.
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