One of my many mentors during my life is a guy named Tom Leykis. I was introduced to the man when I was just a teenager and his teachings are life changing. You see Mr. Leykis has a daily talk radio show during the afternoon drive. This was perfect for me as it would air right after school was out. Every Thursday, The Tom Leykis Show would have a segment called Leykis 101. This topic taught men how to treat women if they were just looking to get laid. Tom would talk about women who “had their fun” and “were looking to settle down”, and how guys should run if they ever heard such a thing. The reasoning makes perfect sense for a guy wanting to get laid. We want the fun girls, we want to be the mistakes they make. We are not looking for the girls who “had their fun” as they are the ones who are now hearing their biological clocks ticking. Tom Leykis introduced me to the concept of the Expiration Date Theory for women which will be the main topic of this article.
Article Contents
The Expiration Data Theory
When we think of an expiration date, many people picture a milk container. While listening to Tom Leykis, he used the same product and said that women age like milk. When women are young and fresh, they are highly desired by men. Think about it for a moment. A girl between 18 and 25, her body is tight, her tits are perky and the world is her oyster. After 25, gravity begins to kick in a bit and wrinkles tend to start forming. By the age of 30, a woman tends to start hearing that biological clock tick. She knows she needs to latch on to a guy who will become a good provider and be able to give her those babies that she so desires.
Is is any wonder why a girl had her fun in her twenties and now wants to settle down with a boring, yet good provider? Does the girl start to actually feel her expiration date coming up? For the average woman, her expiration date is around 33 years old. If she has not yet found herself a loving relationship with Mr. Right by that point in time she faces an uphill battle. Women become less desirable to men after a certain age. Men are visual creatures and we like our women young, firm, and tight. Men also looking to settle down and have kids want to have healthy children and do not want to have to deal with old and stale eggs found in older women.
While 33 is typically the average expiration date, some women will expire well before that time; and others can extend it out a bit further. Genetics and lifestyle play a big part in the actual expiration date. If you have always been a bit overweight or were not someone who liked to take care of herself, your odds of expiring sooner are much higher. If on the other hand, you are one of those gals going to the gym five days a week, eating right and keeping yourself as tight as possible, you are likely able to exceed that expiration date by a few years.
What About Men? Do they have an Expiration Date?
The sad part about growing up if you are a woman is that while women age like milk, men age like wine. Let me explain a bit more on this wine theory. As a man gets older, he has been through more experiences, tends to earn a higher income, and acts more like a man. I mentioned earlier that men are more visual and want their women to be young, tight and sexy. Women on the other hand are less visual. Women seem to care more about stability, and want a man who can take care of them. They do not care if he is the hottest dude in the world, or a fatty McFatterson. As long as the guy treats them well and is financially stable, a woman could justify being with him.
Lets be honest for a moment ladies, would you rather be with a good looking 25 year old fresh out of school making $15.00 an hour, or a 38 year old making $100,000.00 a year? The honest gals reading this made the obvious choice of the older guy. It doesn’t matter if he is a slob…you know you would gladly slob his knob if he bought you all the pretty things you liked and had you rolling in a nice ride in a big house. What can that 25 year old do for you other than party all night with drugs and booze? Older guys are also more sexually skilled in most cases. They have been with more women over their years and know what they are doing. Young guys might be able to get it up quicker after busting a nut, but they might also only last 5 minutes whereas an older guy can go much longer.
The Unfairness of Aging
The really unfair part of aging is that men and women of the same age rarely will work out with one another. A guy who is 18 might be in love with a girl in his Senior class in high school. Does this poor schmuck stand a chance with her though? It is highly doubtful. This hot 18 year old girl is getting so much attention from guys 10-15 years her age. Guys who have already started their careers and are making some decent money. The poor 18 year old guy is either forced to look younger, which in many cases is illegal, or look much older.
The whole cougar thing started to make more sense after listening to the Tom Leykis Show. I knew I wasn’t going to have much luck with the girls my age, so I honed my skills initially by hooking up with hot women in their mid thirties. I learned a lot from these women and they loved to spoil me as they actually had money from being in the workforce for nearly 20 years. It is a win-win situation for young guys and older women as the guy learns a lot about women’s wants and needs, especially in the bedroom, and the woman get companionship from a man in his prime.
Going back to women again, you girls really need to take advantage of the situations you have between 18 and 30. When you are at your most desirable, you can land just about any guy you want. You just need to know how to use that sexuality of yours to get what you want. Now I am not saying to go whore yourself out to the next rich guy you see, but you do need to try and tie that dude down before you enter your early 30’s for any real chance at landing your dream guy.
After you hit that expiration date, you can no longer expect to find that perfect man anymore. As you become less desirable, you are going to have to start giving up some of those “must have” features for your partner. The further you get past your expiration date, the more you are going to have to settle when it comes to finding a partner. Instead of finding that handsome, wealthy guy you were dating in your twenties, you will likely end up finding an older guy who is desperate for kids. He will treat you well as he was never the ladies man due to his looks or lack of confidence growing up. While you will not really ever worry about him leaving or cheating on you, your desires of being with a real man will come out. You will need to worry about becoming that cougar that the younger guys end up fucking on the side.
If you want to work on extending that expiration date, you need to keep your bodies tight. Hit the gym and eat right to keep yourself slim and tone. You also need to worry about keeping your vagina tight as us guys really do enjoy a tight, wet, vagina. Check out how to tighten your vag overnight for various methods.
Conclusion
Aging for guys and girls really is not fair. It is just human nature though based on the differences of men and women. Women are desired by men when they are young. As a women ages, she will eventually “age out” or expire in a guys eyes. Some of my older friends have told me stories about girls they were once into, but saw recently in their mid 30’s. I asked if they would still hit it and surprisingly they told me a firm nope.
The sad fact is once a girl ages out in a guys mind, he is done looking at her in that way. If a guy could not get with a girl in her prime and she ages out and throws herself at him, odds are he will pass up that opportunity. It is just not worth it for a guy to waste his time on a girl who did not want him before. The guy is now desired by many women as he is financially stable, mature and has some element of stature.
My advice to the ladies, if you think your expiration date is coming up in the next couple of year, work damn hard at finding that perfect guy today! Do not let that expiration date sneak up on you as you will be kicking yourself once it comes and you have to begin settling for a guy who does not really make you happy.
Leave a Reply