About

My name is Arnold Kegel and this is my blog.  You will come to learn that I am a bit of a cynical ass at times.  Just wanted to get that out of the way early on before I say something shocking that totally puts you off.  So with all due respect, just know that I speak my mind and my mind can be sick and twisted at times.

I know that some of you might have found my page by accident due to my name being the same as a famous gynecologist.  While I am definitely not a medical doctor, I do love me some vagina! I guess my pops knew I would be a bit of a ladies man who would get to inspect his fair share of vaginas and named me after Dr. Arnold Kegel.  I due have to give that man some credit though.  His kegel method is a god send for some women out their.  As a man, I can tell you first hand, their is nothing worse than banging a chick with a loose vagina.  The Kegel exercises developed by my namesake are a gift that keeps on giving.  Not only have they helped women get a tighter vagina, but they have even helped me.

You see Kegel exercises can help guys strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, which for a young, virile stud like myself, it can help improve my sex life.  Now I have never been one to suffer from premature ejaculation or anything, but by doing my Kegel exercises just three times a day for a few minutes I have noticed a significant improvement in my control during intercourse. Not to brag or nothing, but I went from being one of those guys who could only last about 10 minutes of hardcore porno style sex, to someone who can go for an hour or more now.  They are also going to help me as I age and become an old ladies man.  You know who won’t be wearing those nasty ass depends or any other adult diapers? THIS GUY!

Going back to the objects of my affection, women, Kegel exercises are just one of many methods that can be used to strengthen and tighten a vagina. Let us be honest for a second boys and girls, we all know that size matters on a guy, but so does the tightness of a vagina.  A chick might not want to be with a guy who is only packing a five inch penis…but news flash lady, that dude with five inches does not want to be with a chick who has a loose vagina! It goes both ways ladies!  Now do not get it twisted, I’m not the dude with a five inch penis.  I am the guy doing the stretching  of vaginas in most cases as I was blessed with an above average member.  I’m definitely not the biggest guy in the world and I have had my fair share of girls with loose vaginas, but on average I have no problem with my penis feeling lost in a loose girl.

From my discussions with friends who are not as blessed as I am in the penis department, we can all concur that their is not much worse than a girl with a loose vagina when it comes to sex.  I mean their are other bad things such as a girl who just lays there and does nothing, or a chick who squirms around and doesn’t moan or nothing.  The sad truth of the matter for me though is if a girl and I hit it off and she is completely amazing, even in the bedroom, but she has a loose vagina, their will not be a follow up date and it ends after I bust my nut.  Call me superficial, or an asshole, I know I am those things.  It is okay though as I am a young guy and I still enjoy chasing tail.  Like a wise man once said about women, they are like buses, another one will be along in 15 minutes.  This saying usually goes along with dealing with being rejected, but in my case I am the one doing the rejecting after I get what I want if that pussy just is not good enough for my needs.

So ladies, while I can not speak for all men (just a majority of the honest ones), it is important to make your vag tight.  Their are various things you can do such as exercises, tightening creams for the lazier girls who don’t like to do a workout, and if your really lazy, you can pay a doctor for reconstructive surgery.  I’ll be honest though, the chicks I have spoken openly about this with when I ask about how they keep their vag so tight tell me the vag tightening creams work the best.

While this about me page seems to be pretty biased and based on the great Dr. Kegel’s work I find it important to discuss it a bit as you likely found me be accident anyhow.  Hopefully if you are a lady I have opened your eyes a bit to the other side of sex from a male’s perspective.  Just as women discriminate against guys for the size of their penis, men will also do the same based on if a girl’s vag is tight or loose.  I mean a guy will still bang a chick, but odds are if she is loose it is not going to continue past that one sexual experience.

If you really want to know more about me, I am a guy in my mid 20’s.  I grew up in the state of Washington and decided to move to California for college.  I was just getting sick of the gloomy weather and needed a change of scenery.  California offered a much wider diverse group of people to interact with.  Being the ladies man I am, I got to experience being with many different types of women of various cultures and ethnicity.  I have to admit that is one of the reasons I love living in this state.

I graduated college with a degree in communications.  I work full time in sales and make a pretty damn good living doing it.  In my spare time I really enjoy writing in my blog.  I feel like I have the freedom to say what is on my mind and get feedback from a global audience. I know not everyone will like what I have to say, and you know what…I do not give a damn.  I am not here to be a people pleaser, I am here to speak my mind and welcome a healthy discussion in the comment section of my posts.  Whether you love me or you hate me, let me know either publicly in the comments, or by using the Contact link and shooting me a message in private.